This Guy’s F Train Nightmare Is Worse Than Anything You/Hannah Horvath Have Ever Experienced

This Guy’s F Train Nightmare Is Worse Than Anything You/Hannah Horvath Have Ever Experienced

As the season one finale of Girls taught us, nothing good comes from falling asleep on the F train. Exhibit B: a 23-year-old Massachusetts man who did exactly that had his birth certificate, state ID, passport, Social Security card and two (!) cell phones stolen by a mysterious, still-at-large F train thief.

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DNAinfo reports that the robbery took place around 4:15am on March 19 between the West 4th St and Jay St-Metrotech stations, and no arrests have been made.

In other F train nightmare news, get ready for some  “planned work” major fuckery coming your way this fall.

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3 COMMENTS

  1. okay that sucks, super sucks and i feel so bad for the guy, but who carries all of that with them at one time anyway? really? i never have all of those things together.

  2. Who rides the train with their birth certificate, state ID, passport, social security card and 2 cell phones on them? And 4:15AM – drink much?

    Obviously you hope the world is kind and you hope that nothing bad will happen to you, but this is New York City and you are on mass transit in the middle of the night with basically every form of ID known to man…

    • This totally sucks but I thought this story was going to be way worse – like tea bagged by a homeless dude worse and still getting your stuff jacked. Or getting the crap kicked out of you by a bunch of drunken frat broskis wearing polos with the little reptile on it.

      Yeah falling asleep on a subway seems like it can result in bad things. I’ve somehow been fortunate in my soporifically drunken travels but I don’t count on my luck in this case.

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