As the season one finale of Girls taught us, nothing good comes from falling asleep on the F train. Exhibit B: a 23-year-old Massachusetts man who did exactly that had his birth certificate, state ID, passport, Social Security card and two (!) cell phones stolen by a mysterious, still-at-large F train thief.
DNAinfo reports that the robbery took place around 4:15am on March 19 between the West 4th St and Jay St-Metrotech stations, and no arrests have been made.
In other F train nightmare news, get ready for some
“planned work” major fuckery coming your way this fall.
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