Was there anything more terrible in elementary school than being asked to “find a partner”? Who wouldn’t rather work alone? Who wouldn’t rather do everything alone? If you’re feeling the tyranny of couplehood bearing down upon you this week more than most and want to stand strong against it and resist the allure of pairing off, we’ve got some tips for you that will pretty much guarantee that you’ll spend the holiday (and maybe your life?) alone. You know, if that’s what you want.