How to Stay Warm When It’s So Cold You Want to Die

Dressing like a yeti is one way to stay warm.

  • sfgate.com
  • Dressing like a yeti is one way to stay warm.

I should probably start off by saying that I don’t really mind the cold. I don’t even mind the kind of extreme cold weather that we’re having right now that seems to make every single other person I know want to die. But since I know that I’m alone in that opinion, I thought it couldn’t hurt to round up some ways to stay warm in the cold. Some of these might be things you’re already doing. Some of these might be things you’d never think to do in a million years and you’ll be kissing your screen with joy as you read this BUT be careful not to kiss your screen if you’re outside because maybe your tongue will get frozen and get stuck to the screen (I have to assume you’re kissing with tongue) and then I’ll feel bad. I will probably never know about it, but still, I’ll feel bad. And do you really want to add to my guilty conscience? No, I didn’t think so. So keep your tongue in your mouth. Thanks.