Everything You Need to Know about Millennials But Were Afraid to Google
“the industry brims with theories on what makes millennials tick”
Some millennials are not happy being called millennials. Some millennials are wannabe Generation Zs. Some millennials are Generation Catalano. Some millennials are nostalgic. Some millennials are not old enough to be nostalgic. Some millennials are capable of being understood.
Some millennials are working in your office. Some millennials are super savers. Some millennials are kept from being rich. Some millennials are shopping. Some millennials are just funny.
Some millennials are getting their news from Facebook. Some millennials are not using Facebook that much. Some millennials are changing advertising with Instagram. Some millennials are obsessed with Snapchat. Some millennials are being recruited by Goldman Sachs via Snapchat. Some millennials are trusting nobody but Twitter.
Some millennials are Mark Zuckerberg. Some millennials are richer than Mark Zuckerberg. Some millennials are Lena Dunham. Some millennials are not Lena Dunham. Some millennials who are Lena Dunham are the millennial Woody Allen.
Some millennials are not getting married. Some millennials are going to get married. Some millennials are slow to cut the cord. Some millennials are living at home. Some millennials are living in communes.
Some millennials are existentially sad. Some millennials are losing their religion. Some millennials are not religious. Some millennials are defining religion for themselves. Some millennials are nuns.
Some millennials are lazy. Some millennials are tired of being called lazy. Some millennials are tired of being asked about our plans. Some millennials are tired of political parties. Some millennials are tired of clichés. Some millennials are just tired.
Some millennials are too busy living in the moment to think about death. Some millennials are dead. Some millennials are just really into the Grateful Dead.
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