New York Post Headline or Horror Movie Title? A Quiz
New York’s hometown tabloids and the horror movie industry both run on the same things: Gore and puns. So much so that we noticed a trend: Some of the most perfect New York Post headlines would make incredible B-movies, and the titles of some of our most beloved B-movies wouldn’t be out of place splashed across the front page. Can you sort out which is which?
1. Headless Body In Topless Bar
2. Surf Nazis Must Die
3. Kiss Your Asteroid Goodbye!
4. Axis of Weasel
5. Chopping Mall
6. Anthrax This!
7. Thankskilling
8. Monsturd
9. Scare Force One
10. Terror at Blood Fart Lake
11. Twinsanity
12. Uncle Sam: I Want You Dead
13. Murder at 33,000 Feet
14. This Is Your Captain Freaking
15. Hide and Go Shriek
16. It’s My Party And I’ll Die If I Want To
17. Gnaw and Order
18. A Night to Dismember
19. Killer Drag Queens on Dope
20. Teenage Time Bomb
ANSWERS
New York Post headlines: 1, 3, 4, 6, 9, 13, 14, 17, 20
Horror movie titles: 2, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 15, 16, 18, 19
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