New York Post Headline or Horror Movie Title? A Quiz

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New York’s hometown tabloids and the horror movie industry both run on the same things: Gore and puns. So much so that we noticed a trend: Some of the most perfect New York Post headlines would make incredible B-movies, and the titles of some of our most beloved B-movies wouldn’t be out of place splashed across the front page. Can you sort out which is which?

1. Headless Body In Topless Bar

2. Surf Nazis Must Die

3. Kiss Your Asteroid Goodbye!

4. Axis of Weasel

5. Chopping Mall

6. Anthrax This!

7. Thankskilling

8. Monsturd

9. Scare Force One

10. Terror at Blood Fart Lake

11. Twinsanity

12. Uncle Sam: I Want You Dead

13. Murder at 33,000 Feet

14. This Is Your Captain Freaking

15. Hide and Go Shriek

16. It’s My Party And I’ll Die If I Want To

17. Gnaw and Order

18. A Night to Dismember

19. Killer Drag Queens on Dope

20. Teenage Time Bomb



New York Post headlines: 1, 3, 4, 6, 9, 13, 14, 17, 20

Horror movie titles: 2, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 15, 16, 18, 19

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