Young Bloomberg Looks Like a Square Version of Young Lou Reed


Most Likely To: Tell you to shut the fuck up and storm off.
Even out of office, our ex-Mayor is still a dynamo on Twitter, and in honor of Throwback Thursday yesterday, tweeted an old yearbook picture of himself from his college days (he also went the extra mile and made it his new profile pic):
Looking forward to my 50th @JohnsHopkins reunion this weekend. My professors are still wondering how I graduated #TBT pic.twitter.com/RefIr3dL5K
— Mike Bloomberg (@MikeBloomberg) April 10, 2014
It’s a goodie on its own (those baby bangs!!) but after a couple idle minutes of late-afternoon staring, we realized that it also looks a whole lot like that classic yearbook photo you always see of Lou Reed (see above), give or take a few personal styling choices. It’s there, right? This isn’t just us? A real missed opportunity for a Parent Trap-style doppelgänger rivalry if ever there was one.
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