Brooklyn’s Brucie Will Have A Beyoncé-Themed Valentine’s Day Menu
Did Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s performance of “Drunk In Love” at The Grammys make anyone else blush? Our own Kristin Iversen even took time to highlight it as a sign of just how important marriage has become to the liberal agenda. Regardless of your political affiliations, the Bey/Jay union is one of the most celebrated marriages in recent pop culture history. Even Brooklyn, the most aloof of boroughs, is ready to admit that we kind of love them.
Accordingly, Italian-American eatery, Brucie, has planned an extensive Valentine’s day menu around America’s Favorite Couple. Some highlights include the “Diva Is A Female Version Of A Brusstla” (brussel sprouts), “Breastiny’s Child” and “I Am Pasta Fierce.” We also like their poke at Bey’s recent conversion to veganism with “22 Days Vegan” and the corny but funny “Bread & ancHOVi Butter.” Overall, it’s a cute menu and a really clever publicity move. We can appreciate that.
If you’re interested in enjoying the world’s first(?) Beyoncé-themed meal, shoot an email to RSVP@brucienyc.com. Check out the full menu below:

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