On a cold, slow news Wednesday, a crazier-than-usual missive from the Daily Mail. Like so:
“The icing on top of the cake was when Jon drew Jennifer in for a warm embrace and then a full-on kiss in view of the valet staffers and shoppers alike.
The couple looked like they hadn’t a care in the world beyond their heavy lip lock.
The six foot two actor – who hails from St Louis, Missouri – was California cool in slightly cuffed blue jeans, a casual white button-down shirt and brown boots.
Once again, the handsome star appeared to had gone commando.“
Just trying to make everyone feel comparatively good about their day.
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