Join Us in Carefully Over-Analyzing Every Last Detail of Williamsburg’s Newest Luxury Building
This is shot inside a studio that costs $2,850 per month. But money’s not important here, because this sleeping area is clearly designed to inspire terror in some, and arousal in others. Note the proximity of the bed to the bathroom. Convenient, I guess. But take a close look at that shower curtain. Could it be a coincidence that this shower curtain, with its giant octopus, tentacles curling and outstretched, is clearly visible from the bed? No, it could not be a coincidence. It is clearly a nod to tentacle porn, and this apartment is clearly being marketed to some pretty kinky individuals. Nice. We approve.