5 Awesome Old-School Brooklyn Services You Never Knew You Needed
Nit Picking
So, lice. Nobody wants to have lice, and probably you can avoid ever getting them if you never have any grubby little children around you. But, here’s the thing. As terrible as it must be to have lice (luckily I’ve been spared this affliction up to this point) there is one upside! And that is that you can actually hire someone to come to your house and spend hours combing through your hair and picking out the lice and nits, which are the lice eggs, which, gross! But anyway, imagine if you had lice, or bedbugs, or something equally as horrifying. We’re too old to get our parents to help us out with this kind of problem, but we still want someone else to take care of it for us, don’t we? Enter the Lice Lady, otherwise known as Dalya Harel. Harel will come to your house and spend hours picking over your scalp, leaving you clean and bug-free and even though the service costs hundreds of dollars, isn’t it nice to think of someone, anyone, paying that much attention to you? I think I just accidentally understood the appeal of prostitution. Whoa.