The Best and Worst of Brooklyn Bar Bathrooms
- hittingthehead.com
- Metropolitan Bar
Worst: Metropolitan Bar
I love Metropolitan Bar (especially for the Craft Magic events) but I hate their bathrooms. The doors don’t lock. This is awkward, but manageable, I guess. The graffiti is interesting, but lots of bars have interesting graffiti. The problem here? It’s fucking filthy. Look at that sink. That’s disgusting. This is the kind of bathroom that you can only use when you have a bottle of Purell with you, which you shouldn’t only use on your hands. Rub it all over any part of you that even came into contact with the air in the bathroom. Super-strain gonorrhea might not technically be an airborne disease, but anything is possible inside the picket fence doors of the Metropolitan’s bathroom stalls.
Metroplitan Bar; 559 Lorimer Street, Williamsburg