New York Will Never Make You Happy. Here Are 5 Cities You Should Move to Instead!
For Shitheads: Beaumont, Texas
Ok, this may be a tough sell. But just because Beaumont was ranked the saddest of all cities (closely followed by Waterbury, Connecticut, the only non-Bible Belt city to earn such a distinction), doesn’t mean it’s without its charms. It got here, after all, by unusually frequent use of the word “shit” on Twitter. “Geoprofanity” is the technical term. Sassy! As such, it seems like their tourism board’s claim that “the restaurants are as spicy as the people who live here” may have some basis in reality. Shitty reality, but still. Give it a shot.