Please God, Don’t Let Timothy Dolan Become Pope
Not So Bad: Pedophiles
Like the rest of the modern Church, Dolan bears the mark of the beast pedophile scandal. While the Archbishop of Milwaukee, he authorized payments of up to $20,000 to abusive priests to entice them to leave the priesthood, the Times reported last year. Because what could be holier than issuing cash bonuses to people who sexually assault children? As long as they’re not trying to marry them!
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