10 Gifts That Will and Won’t Get You Laid
Fifty Shades of Grey
I mean, obviously don’t get this book specifically, unless you’re dating your mom or something, which gross. Don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day by boning your mom. But also, don’t get books like this in general. By which I mean, don’t get poorly written books. So also, don’t get “The Secret History” by Donna Tartt because that books is horrible.