10 Gifts That Will and Won’t Get You Laid
A Dog
Oh, this might seem like a great idea because, puppies! But dogs are a huge responsibility and if that person can’t handle the responsibility then everyone suffers including the sweet little puppy who will then possibly go on to be euthanized. And nothing is worse than being responsible for the death of a puppy. So, don’t do it. Don’t go get a puppy as a gift. It might not end well and Valentine’s Day is all about things ending happily ever after.
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