The Brooklyn Dog Power Rankings
7. Eros
Not a strong statistical front runner, per se, but in a sea of dogs named “Max” and “Princess,” Ozone Park inexplicably has a majority of dogs named “Eros.” Points for creativity. Also points for giving me an excuse to Google Image search “cupid costume dog” and “sexy dog.” Good looks all around. It’s been a really, really great day so far.
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