The Brooklyn Dog Power Rankings
1. Yorkies
It pains me to say this, because insofar as I can be “not into” any particular kind of dog, I’m not very into Yorkies. They’re just a little weird and shivery, and seem kinda overbred! And also, insofar as a dog can be “played out,” they are definitely that. Hence, even the most cursory glance at this map will tell you that the Yorkie is the king of all Brooklyn dogs. And very likely to be named Princess or Max. That’s just the way it is.