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Nov 21, 2012

How to Ride the Goddamn Subway

By Brooklyn Magazine and Brooklyn Magazine

After yesterday’s instructional on how to ride a fucking escalator was so popular, I figured I would explain to all of you how you’re riding the subway wrong. And I’m not even talking about you clipping your fingernails. DON’T GET ME STARTED ON YOU CLIPPING YOUR FINGERNAILS. [photo]

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