How to Ride the Goddamn Subway


After yesterday’s instructional on how to ride a fucking escalator was so popular, I figured I would explain to all of you how you’re riding the subway wrong. And I’m not even talking about you clipping your fingernails. DON’T GET ME STARTED ON YOU CLIPPING YOUR FINGERNAILS. [photo]

Around Brooklyn

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  1. Most important rule was left out: don’t lean on the pole.

    If you are the kind of person who does this, take a moment to reflect on yourself.

  2. I’ve got to disagree with one major point. I’m 4’11” and reaching the horizontal pole is just straight up not possible. Sorry but I’ve got to hover where I can grab onto something.

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