How To Bring Your Kid To a Bar and Not Be A Jerk About It
Consider The Other Side’s Perspective
Legality aside, a lot of people are firmly in the camp that bars and children don’t ever mix, so it’s worth at least hearing them out.
“Kids shouldn’t be in a bar. Period.” Kimani Calneck, a local public school teacher. “They just don’t need to see that shit.” As far as the Greenwood Park teachers go, however, Calneck added, “They just need to be meeting somewhere farther away [than the neighborhood bar].”
Pan concurs, “As for etiquette, there’s really only one guideline for parents bringing their children to a bar: don’t. We’re going to be making enough money off your degenerate son soon enough. We can wait.”