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The sad truth is, once you’ve reached a certain age, Halloween candy is only actively enjoyable during fleeting, very specific circumstances. Not because it goes bad (during the Zombie Apocalypse, survivors will undoubtedly subsist on Mike & Ikes and Twinkies), but—unless you’re intoxicated and in costume—Smarties, 3 Musketeers and Milk Duds taste exactly like what they are—fun-sized nuggets of dextrose, compound chocolate and Yellow No. 5—and thus have a diminishing appeal once you get...
If you missed Hallowmeme at the Bell House last night, don't feel bad. There are a ton of other costumed events to showcase your clever and refined sense of humor, places where people will get you. If the Halloween party of your dreams is sold out, or if you don't feel like buying tickets to go to a bar and buy drinks, or if you just can't commit, behold: a random assemblage of good bars...
Nothing against dentists, but they are basically the Grinches of Halloween. The dudes looking after your molars are not amped about the annual influx of fun-sized Snickers bars and mini tootsie-rolls into your diet, and for probably a good reason. So a group of New York City dentists have teamed up to offer bribes to kids in exchange for some of their sweet, sweet trick-or-treating dividends. The War on Halloween is real. Seventeen dentists across...
Despite the fact that, in recent weeks, a lot of strange shit has gone down on the subways (we even saw a guy shaving on the F train last week—shaving!) when we read the news that a crowded F train almost got impaled by a construction drill yesterday, we actually considered alternative commuting options for the first time in a long time. Because, you know, we'd kind of rather not wind up en brochette...

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