Soda Is the Devil

Soda is the devil

“When you’re fourteen and you want to be cool, you should start smoking cigarettes. We don’t allow that anymore. We stopped that, and that was a very wise thing for us to do. We need to do the same thing with junk food.”

Soda is the devil.

Diet soda is the devil.

GMOs are the devil.

Gluten is the devil.

Dairy is the devil.

Sugar is the devil.

Santa is the devil.

The Easter Bunny is the devil.

The Pope is the devil.

George W. Bush is the devil.

Al Sharpton is the devil.

Donald Trump is the devil.

Hillary Clinton is the devil.

Barack Obama is the devil.

Oprah is the devil.

Madonna is the devil.

Beyoncé is the devil.

Jay Z is the devil.

Drake is the devil.

Rihanna is the devil.

Tommy Mottola is the devil.

Nicki Minaj is the devil.

Katy Perry is the devil.

Taylor Swift is the devil.

Lena Dunham is the devil.

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