A new tenant has moved into 65 Ainslie Street, and he’s made of lights: a six-foot penis is shining down on the good people of Williamsburg.
As DNAinfo reports, widespread confusion has descended upon neighbors near the corner of Ainslie and Union Avenue, due to the new holiday decor hung by the anonymous men who live there. One of them, however, did confirm: “It’s a joke.” Adults, however, are purportedly disgusted, though sharing images of it on social media; the grandkids of the building’s maintenance worker are asking, “What is it? What is it?”
It’s a holiday penis, kids. Get used to it.