Neighborhood Power Ranking: Parenting Edition
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- Oh, look! It’s Amy Sohn. Just your typical Park Slope mother!
7) Park Slope
Oh crap. Park Slope. Where to put Park Slope? I mean, there’s so much green space. All of Prospect Park is right there. And there are so many amazing public schools that you can move almost anywhere and be assured of a spot in a high-achieving, overcrowded, much-beloved institution. But. But! Rumor has it that when you move to Park Slope and breed, you are forced to buy a pair of Dansko clogs and one of those puffy caterpillar down coats and you are never allowed to wear anything else ever again. Don’t make that deal with the devil, you guys. Nothing’s worth that. Not even playdates with the Gyllenhaal-Saarsgard children. Not even that.