Ooh, getting married, are you? Congratulations! That is great, hopefully. I’ll spare you any further words of wisdom about this storied institution, partially because I have none, but also because there are way more important things to talk about. Namely, the party you get to have with all of your friends before you enter into a stressful (and joyful!), life-altering event. The bachelorette party.
Now, if you want to just order up a bunch of novelty sex toys and titter about them over cosmos, I suppose that is a classic option, taken by many brides before you. I think we can do better, though. Specifically, better in the form of a perfectly planned, Brooklyn-centric itinerary for you and whoever you’ve chosen to accompany you on this seminal rite of passage. Yes? Yes. Let’s do this.