A Guide To Surviving Straggler Thanksgiving
Booze
Buy all of it, buy every kind, buy more than you think you need. It doesn’t go bad, you know, and nothing’s open during the day if more people show up and supplies run low. There’s really no room to waffle. Plus, you want to get everyone drunk enough that they’re willing to play the (sappy, totally great) “what’s everyone grateful for” game.