The Newest Trend in Cocktails? Severed Human Toes!

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Just when you think that Brooklyn is on the cutting edge of the fancy drink scene, you realize that the really avant-garde things are happening in a tiny little town in the Yukon Territory of all places. The whole bar-as-speakeasy and bespoke cocktail movement might still be alive and well in Brooklyn, but there’s nothing really new about it, you know? There’s nothing about drinking a Vieux Carré at Weatherup that’s really so adventurous. Because, as satisfying as the perfectly mixed Manhattan is, it still doesn’t contain a pickled and severed human body part.

Now, that’s what I call an artisanal ingredient.

The Wall Street Journal reports on a little bar—the Sourdough Saloon—in Dawson City, Yukon Territory where patrons partake in a drink called The Sourtoe. The Sourtoe is so singular a beverage that those who imbibe it are prone to saying things like, “this is the coolest thing I’ve ever done.” Or “I got it in my mouth a little.”

“It” is a human toe. The legend behind the Sourtoe is as colorful as you would hope. In 1973, the drink’s creator, one Captain Dick “River Rat” Stevenson, “found a severed big toe preserved in a pickle jar in a cabin outside of town.” Instead of tossing the toe aside as someone without much imagination would have done, Captain Dick came up with the rules of the Sourtoe, “take a beer glass full of champagne, drop in the toe, tip the glass back…and the toe must touch the lips.”

And that’s how you make a legendary cocktail. The Yukon Territory is experiencing a bit of a population surge right now as gold prices have spiked and people rush in to stake their claims. So the Sourtoe is getting a lot of—much deserved—attention. And any health fears can be dismissed because, “while it may sound unsanitary, the toes are pickled for months in medical alcohol and then packed in dry salts. ‘There is no issue with the toe,’ says Patricia Living, communications director for Yukon Health and Social Services. ‘The risk of freezing on the way to the bar or being attacked by a pack of wolves would be higher.’”

Despite that ringing endorsement of the safety of the Sourtoe, I remain a little bit skeptical. But that might just be because I’m a weak-stomached American who is prone to thinking that I have rabies every time my mouth is a little bit dry even though it’s virtually impossible to get rabies when you have zero interaction with wildlife or nature in general.

So, I asked one of Canada’s native sons what he would do. Brooklyn Magazine editor-in-chief Jonny Diamond, who has maple syrup running through his veins, had this to say. “I’m not all that squeamish about stuff like that. I’d probably do it, if I found myself in that bar.”

O, Canada.

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17 Comment

  • What the FUCK is wrong with people?!?!

  • Seriously! This is right up with there with “can you believe they put a worm in tequila?” … yes, I believe it, and you better believe I’m gonna eat that squirmy little fucker! Now then … you gonna eat that toe?

  • Seriously! Champagne?! Everyone knows that toe is always best with bourbon! And only pansies settle for just touching the toe …

  • Am I the only one who wants to know where they get the toes?

  • Beats toe jam stew.

  • @snarfy The toes have been generously donated by people who lost their digits due to lawn mower accidents, frost bite and, in one case, a woman “sent in a middle toe she had had amputated years earlier due to an inoperable corn.”

  • I’ve had the SourToe Cocktail. It wasn’t champagne, it was Yukon Jack. And, yes, it was awesome.

  • My wife visited Dawson and drank the Sourtoe but she used Whiskey instead of champagne, her girlfriend Linda used water as she doesn’t drink alcohol. They were awarded certificates to prove it.

  • How about a Sandy?
    It’s just a watered down Manhatten…

  • Do they reuse the toes? Do they have enough toes for a round of shots? So many questions…

  • Dafuq!! This is so gross!!

  • Ewwwww! I promise you, its just the territories. The provinces are slightly less barbaric. God, we gotta send those folks some entertainment >.

  • When I did the Toe, it was in Tequila… and yes they have a supply of toes on hand. They only break one out at a time and its sterilized in alcohol between participants. They used to have a drink called the foot where they would put all 5 toes in and you had to get all 5 in your mouth at one time, but that was scrapped after the 3rd time someone accidently swallowed the little toe… The alcohol of choice in the beginning was Champagne, but it can now be served in any liquid refreshment.

  • If you’re going to rip off the WSJ’s article, you should at least link to it. We used to call this plagiarism. Here: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204349404578098803097975398.html Not so hard.

  • @JustaReader If you’re going to profess to be a reader, you should actually read my post. If you do, you’ll note the words “the Wall Street Journal reports” which also serve as a link to the original piece. I’m not sure what part of citing a source, and linking to it, is akin to plagiarism, but what I do is actually something called blogging. The concept of what a blog is—in this case, commentary on reporting—might be difficult to grasp, but if you try hard, I’m sure you’ll succeed eventually. After all, you seem to have such a firm handle on plagiarism.

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