Every issue, Brooklyn Magazine turns its critical eye on the many neighborhoods that make up this glorious borough. But while the rankings are always quite on-point, taking real estate developments, cultural events, and crime into account, they don’t look into the most important question of all: What is everyone wearing? The more we thought about it, the more obvious it became—we needed a style-based power rankings of the neighborhoods as well.
Making note of everything from residents’ fashion bona fides to boutiques per capita, our very unscientific formula yielded the following results. Don’t be upset if your ‘hood didn’t top the list—just try to dress a little bit better in the future.