Radio Bakery

We regret to inform you that you are, once again, being watched. Not in the “new store policy” way local Wegmans locations have recently adopted, but in the totally unethical, very creepy and non-concentual way one might expect was devised by a scorned, loveless coder living in their parents’ barely finished basement. The “product” in question…

Each year, the pumpkin spice agenda creeps in a little earlier, conditioning us to believe—slowly, through a rather sophisticated psy-op that arguably began in July when Starbucks announced its seasonal blockbuster would be returning the following month—it’s appropriate to reach for a hot cinnamon-flavored beverage when a day-trip to Jacob Riis is still a reasonable option….