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  We don't really know anyone who reads the Post for much more than the cover headlines. But you know, sometimes that's enough. Especially when some news story happens that's a goldmine for the crack headline-writing team over at New York's most infamous tabloid. And that's just what's happened with this week, thanks to the news that the New England Patriots allegedly cheated in their playoff game last Sunday by slightly deflating the balls they used....
We've long since ceased to be amazed by the depths that human beings can sink to, especially when it comes to those who want to preserve their own place in the existing power structure, even at the cost of dehumanizing countless other people for no reason other than the color of their skin. What can we say? We're cynical.  And, of course, we're not just cynical about human nature—we also have really low opinions of...
  Did you know that there's a super-creepy cult full of homophobes in Manhattan? And no, we don't mean Dave and Buster's. Like a legit cult, one where the people who participate believe in a master Aryan race that came from Atlantis and is teaching its members how to prepare for the end of the world from a brownstone in Murray Hill. The organization, known as the Congregation of the Light or just "the Light" to...
New York's hometown tabloids and the horror movie industry both run on the same things: Gore and puns. So much so that we noticed a trend: Some of the most perfect New York Post headlines would make incredible B-movies, and the titles of some of our most beloved B-movies wouldn't be out of place splashed across the front page. Can you sort out which is which? 1. Headless Body In Topless Bar 2. Surf Nazis Must Die 3. Kiss...

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