Jupiter Disco

If every year technically gets a millisecond or two shorter, why does it feel like the math on 2025 has been drastically, disastrously inverted? Is it the A.I. slop? The fascism fatigue? Maybe (probably) a disorienting confluence of these facts of modern existence? If anyone’s found the tin-foil Reddit theory that explains how New Year’s…

The word of this weekend is “eclectic,” and not just because we suddenly got some random old Wyclef songs stuck in our heads (though that certainly didn’t hurt). It’s because we’re bringing you a (*runs to thesaurus*) wide-ranging list of events. This weekend, you can see rare footage of James Baldwin, laugh at the legendary…