2013: A Year in Vaginas (Maybe NSFW)
Gwyneth Paltrow “Works a Seventies Vibe”: Over on New York magazine, there’s a look at the year in bush, because bush is back! Long gone are the days of full-on bikini waxes, as evidenced by none other than Gwyneth Paltrow, who admitted that she “works a seventies vibe” and needed to scramble for a razor when she wore a sheer dress last spring to the Iron Man 3 premiere. Just as notable as Paltrow’s seventies vibe was the fact that her brother-in-law (named Al, as are all other brothers-in-law everywhere, I think) said to her, “I hope you’re not trying to bring big bush back.” Which, nice alliteration aside, is just about the worst thing any brother-in-law has ever said, ever. But also, too late, Al! Big bush is back, as further evidenced by the lovely Kate Moss in her end-of-year Playboy debut.