Former cover boy of Brooklyn Magazine, Cross is also the most frequently spotted celebrity by staffers, because we work in DUMBO, where, other than Cross, we only occasionally see Jeffrey Wright in Starbucks. And Wright is great, but he wasn’t in Arrested Development, now was he? And although he might not be doing this to be intentionally funny, Cross is always good for a laugh when we see him, because the man wears shorts even when it’s really, really cold out. He loves his shorts. We guess that has something to do with being a Never-Nude?