The Dos and Don’ts of Spring Cleaning
- This is what I feel like after I clean my toaster. It’s a good feeling.
Do Feel Really Good About Yourself At the End
So this is just kind of a fun bonus. Nothing makes me feel better than when I change a lightbulb that has been out for six months. It’s like, all by myself, I created light. I basically understand what God felt like at the end of that first day. I’ve also felt really good when I’ve unclogged drains and gotten rid of cobwebs in hard to reach corners of my ceilings. And I like feeling good about myself. We all do. Spring cleaning is a great way to get that feeling.
Don’t Get Other People to Do Stuff For You
I don’t know if you even have the kind of landlord who will come and fix stuff for you. Maybe you don’t? I do. He’s very nice and whatever. But there’s no glory in getting someone else to do the job that you could do yourself. Same goes for hiring a housekeeper. Stop being decadent. Clean your own fucking toilet.