How-To: Make An OKCupid Profile That Will Actually Get You Laid (Or Love)

By Brooklyn Magazine and Brooklyn Magazine Staff

• These guys can probably get away with the pizza thing, actually.

Be Specific

Oh, wow, you like pizza and TV? Tell me more. No, seriously, tell me more, because that tells me nothing about you at all. I will not be starting a conversation with you, because that would be impossible. Expound.