10 Wildly Popular Things I Never Learned to Embrace in 2012 (and one that I did)
Frank Ocean
So, I think Frank Ocean has a great story and seems like a really interesting and intelligent guy or whatever. And I really wanted to like his music. But I don’t. It’s not that it’s boring, exactly, it’s just that there’s nothing in it that makes me want to latch on and…suckle? That might not be the perfect analogy. But, well, whatever it is that music I like makes me want to do, this doesn’t do it. It’s fine for background noise—it’s perfect for background noise—because it’s not distracting to me at all. And that is not what I want in my music. I want it to distract me. This puts me to sleep.