How to Ride a Goddamn Elevator

Don’t Push the Up or Down Buttons If They’re Already Pressed
Believe it or not, the elevator’s not going to hurry up if it knows that you also want it to arrive.
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By Brooklyn Magazine and Brooklyn Magazine Staff

Don’t Push the Up or Down Buttons If They’re Already Pressed
Believe it or not, the elevator’s not going to hurry up if it knows that you also want it to arrive.
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