The 5 Best Places in Brooklyn to Wallow in Miserable Singlehood
Green-Wood Cemetery
This can be one of those fun and funky first-date spots, where you show each other how cool you are that you can find beauty in landscaping and statuary, that you’re interested in the past, that you’re totally non-nonplussed by death. But it can also be a good place to go alone, especially in the eastern part that’s not as beautiful or historical, to wallow in the truth that, in the scheme of things, you will live a short life and do a lot of things that don’t matter. And then you will die.