Brooklyn’s Best Places to Break Up With Your (Formerly) Loved One
The Internet
Perhaps “the internet” isn’t really a place in Brooklyn, but it is kind of a place in Brooklyn, because it is a place where we all spend a lot of time. And sometimes a staggeringly high percentage of a relationship’s communication exists online. So, if this is the case in YOUR relationship, the one you want to end that is, consider bowing out online or over the phone. Maybe in an email, maybe over Skype, maybe over gchat or iMessage. The important thing to remember here is to use your emojis judiciously. You want them to take you seriously so that you don’t have to break up with them again. After the break up is complete, immediately follow-up by removing them from your gchat contacts list and deleting their number on your phone. This is an important step because it will also prevent you from drunk-texting and will prevent them from staring longingly at the green dot next to your name.