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Oh, turkey: while its feathered counterpart, chicken, continues to ride a wave of resurgent popularity, the unwieldy bird tends to fade into the woodwork shortly after Thanksgiving. Save for sporadic appearances in water-logged sandwiches, of course, which—let’s be honest—bear a bulk of the blame for turkey’s perennial PR problem. Yet the following spots aim to salvage turkey’s reputation once and for all, eschewing outsourced cold cuts for house-roasted bird, and sidelining off-season tomatoes and iceberg...
"I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight." Thanksgiving is a necessary evil, but what’s really bad is the rest of the...
“Sometimes someone comes along and says, oh, but it’s so erotic!” filmmaker Deniz Gamze Ergüven told Brooklyn Magazine in a recent interview about her debut feature, Mustang, which opened in local theaters this past weekend. A film about the systematic lockdown of five longhaired sisters in Turkey, Mustang certainly portrays girlhood with a keen eye towards beauty (the film has drawn comparisons to The Virgin Suicides both for its themes and its gauzy, dream-like visuals),...

Fuck Turkey

Thanksgiving is in eight days. We all know what this means. In eight days from now, we're going to sit around a table with a lot of people we like and some we even love and also sometimes hate and we're going to eat a big meal, which is going to center around one thing: turkey. Fuck turkey. Turkey is not a good-tasting bird. Fuck turkey for not even tasting as good as fucking bland-ass chicken, which is a pretty...

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