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Taurus Apr 20–May 20 Imagine if you can that life is holding out both its hands to you. One hand, the left, is clutching a cluster of golden grapes; the other is just a clenched fist. What could it mean, you wonder? Well, it’s as if life is telling you “here’s the grapes; and here’s the wrath.” Ha ha? To clarify, Taurus, you’re in for a bit of a bumpy ride for the next little while,...
Aries | Mar 21–Apr 19 What does home mean for you, Aries? It’s complicated, I know. Isn’t everything? But, for you, perhaps nothing is more fraught than the idea of putting down roots. Yours have been torn up too many times. Sometimes you’ve done the dirty work; sometimes it’s been out of your hands. No matter. It’s time to look up and ahead. Forget roots. Play around in the branches. Find shelter up there. Taurus | Apr 20–May 20 There’s...
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Pisces | Feb 19–Mar 20 There’s a weird split in you, Pisces; there always has been. Your surface appears calm and the waters roil and roll non-stop underneath. Lately, I think the whirlpool has been swirling a little faster than you think you’re prepared to handle. Here’s the thing, though, you’ve already gone this far. If you feel like you’re drowning, just reach up and out. You’ll find what you need. I promise. Aries | Mar 21–Apr 19 If you...
Aquarius | Jan 20–Feb 18 For such a commonly used word “and” holds a lot of power. Using “and” complicates the most straightforward of statements. Think: Elizabeth Bàthory was a countess and serial killer. “And” changes everything. (So did Bàthory’s proclivity toward literally bathing in the blood of virgins but that’s a story for another time.) This applies to you, Aquarius, because you should start thinking of other things you want to do which will completely change...

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