Don’t Bring Your Lamb To Lunch

Either this cafe-goer’s name is Mary, or someone has taken the “in like a lion, out like a lamb” adage about this month too seriously. Keen-eyed tipster Nick Ramsey spotted a man and a woman who had brought their lamb along to lunch at Greenpoint’s Five Leaves on Tuesday.

Though animals aren’t allowed inside the cafe, it’s apparently fair game to have them at the tables outside, where this little lamb snuggled up. It’s unclear why on earth those people have a lamb in the first place. It’s hard enough to have a dog in New York. Don’t lambs need, I don’t know, pastures? And in case you were wondering, yes, there is a lamb dish on the menu. The employees at Five Leaves weren’t even that impressed by their little furry visitor, either.

“I was just like, ‘It’s a lamb.’ I don’t really care,” employee Peter Demos told DNA Info. “Someone in Brooklyn has this f—-ng thing they’re doing.”

Pretty much.


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