Bands with Pans: Shark?
Jared: “Did I ever tell you that really fucked dream?”
Kevin: “No.”
Jared: “OK, so it was my dick in a bowl of ice-cream. And people had straws and were blowing bubbles into it.”
Me: “So it was a milkshake, and not ice-cream?”
Jared: “No, it was like melted ice-cream at the bottom of a Styrofoam cup. And people had a straw in it.”
Kinsey: “Do you ever compare women to flavors of ice-cream? ‘She’s too Rocky Road!’ ‘Girl, you know you’re my Rum Raisin.'”
Hear that, ladies?