The 10 Least Sexy Books That Everyone Thinks Are Really Sexy (But Everyone Is Really Wrong)
The Sun Also Rises Ernest Hemingway
Yes, Lady Brett and the bullfighter are pretty fucking hot. But also? Jake Barnes? Can’t ever have sex again because, well, his penis. It doesn’t work so well/isn’t even there. We don’t know about you, but this kind of ruins any sort of sexy feelings that we might otherwise have had. Again, call us crazy, but impotence is not really one of the things that turns us on.