Bands with Pans: Celestial Shore
Max: “Actually nachos were invented in Los Angeles. Fun fact. I actually heard that on the radio… because the lady who invented nachos died.”
Sam: “How can you claim to invent nachos? Did they come up with the invention of the microwave? What about nacho cheese?”
Max: “Whatever, I don’t know who accredited it. I can research it.”
Sam: “We’re just doing a little fact-checking.”
Max: “I heard it on the radio! I figured it had a little more credence than the Internet.”
Sam: “You believe everything you hear on the radio?”
Max: “Yeah. Rush Limbaugh? That dude tells the truth.”
Bottles empty, more tequila pours, time passes. Max stands in his room’s doorway, crooked, humble smile slicked above his insane beard.
Max: “OK, guys. Forget everything I said about nachos. (reading) ‘They may have been invented in [I have no idea], Mexico, which is just over the border of Eagle Pass, Texas by a man named Ignacio, for which a nickname is Nacho.'”
Everyone: “Oooh.”
Max: “Anyway. I don’t know what I heard on the radio. Henceforth, I’m never listening to anything on the radio again.”