A cat so mean that some locals are starting to put up fliers, or blast the cat in question with a garden hose if he so much as sets foot in their yards. “The absurdity of this whole thing is not lost on me,” said a local woman name Patricia, who posted fliers about the cat that some neighbors are now taking down and mocking with “dramatic readings.” “[But] it’s cost me $510 in vet bills, plus the aggravation. My poor cats, they’re driving me crazy because I can’t let them out.”
Which does sound like a pretty frustrating situation, not being able to let your cat out of the house for fear that it (or you) might be brutalized by someone else’s ill-behaved monster of a pet. And also would appear to be part of an ongoing wave of perturbing animal-on-human crimes? In any case, seems like a pretty opportune moment for the Guardian Angels to have re-surfaced, as the Times reported this weekend. We’re in for a truly terrifying few years.