Now, you already know we’re generally in favor of his new anti-headphones measure. We haven’t even been too fussy about the soda ban, because giant vats of sugar are not really a good thing. But why stop there? Why?
Bloomberg may be in the twilight of his tenure as mayor, but, you know, he’s not exactly going gentle into that good night. And nor should he! If anything, now is the time to cement his mayoral legacy as a swift, brutal enforcer of justice and public good. Namely, justice and public good in the form of banning things we hate. As such, we have some suggestions.