5 Things You Could Have Bought If the MTA Hadn’t Hiked Fares
Prescription Eyeglasses
Recently I asked my Facebook friends where I could buy cheap prescription glasses and they were all like, “Warby Parker.” And it was like, do you fucking Rockefellers know what cheap means? Cheap means like Zenni Optical, where you can buy glasses for $6.95. That’d be like a new pair every month—we live hard; we go through a lot of pairs of glasses—except it’s plus shipping. Fuck! Thanks a lot, MTA! As we used to wear on our 1″ pins in Bay Ridge—FMTA. You know what I’m saying? [photo]
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