What to Do When You’re Dying of the Flu


So, now that the flu season has kicked off and everyone is busy dying of it and the government has declared that it’s an actual epidemic, I’ve decided to start taking the whole thing seriously. How, you ask? By getting the flu shot? Well, no. I don’t have time to go get a flu shot. Besides, basically everyone I work with is already sick with the flu and so I figure if I’m going to catch it, I’m going to catch it. Will I die from it? Probably not. But what are some good way to get through almost-dying from it? I’m glad you asked.