The 5 Golden Rules of New Year’s Hangover Etiquette
No Fighting in the Brunch Line
Oh, how fancy, you got it together to leave the house sometime before 3 p.m. Congratulations. Now, you’re stuck in line and realize how bad your case of the spins really is. Don’t take it out on everyone else who’s in exactly the same boat and for the love of god just wants to sit down in a warm place and eat some greasy carbohydrates. Bring a coffee and vitamin water for the wait, and calm yourself.